12.14.2007

George Bush: Living up to his Caricatures

For a long time crazy leftists have said that George Bush was a terrorist and a villain and their exaggerations have done little to aid the cause of real progressives fighting Bush's policies, but lately, in the twilight of his presidency George Bush has really lost it. He has instructed his delegates at the International Agreement on Climate Change to oppose ALL binding targets. He has vetoed a bill to expand health insurance to poor children by taxing cigarettes. And most recently he has threatened to veto a bill which would make waterboarding illegal!

So, just to sum up, George Bush is opposed to nice weather and children, but in favour of torture. Seriously. I'm not exaggerating!!!

12.13.2007

Advertisers have gone TOO FAR!!

Now I, as a wealthy industrialist and firm believer in Reason and the superiority of White-haired Academics, have long been a supporter of Immanuel Kant. But just look what I had to suffer through while I was watching Lou Dobbs last night:



This sort of sensationalist, unfounded propoganda has no place on our airwaves, and every time this add airs we are surely slipping another step closer to our DOOM!