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First, allow me to introduce myself; I am the Right Honourable Col. Matteus Von Mustard Esquire and I am pleased to make your acquaintance. In keeping with the unspoken rules of social decorum, it would not be amiss if you were to leave your own name in the comments.

It has come to my attention that new readers are bravely venturing upon the rocky shores of my internet island. In accordance with the preceding analogy and the traditions of nautical sportsmanship, I shall recommend a few sandy coves where they may tether their schooners should they so choose.

While I'm more than certain that you will eventually want to read each and every word that I have written, I will recommend a few tidbits with which to begin.

Thusly:
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