Owned!

In the process of doing my research for my new missive on the subject of cool I found a terrifying sub-sign of the apaocalypse. While perusing the website for the Frontline program "Merchants of Cool," I learned that Viacom, ironically enough, owns a publishing company called "The Free Press."

Did you hear that? Viacom owns the free press. How ominous is that omen-fans??!?