New Species of DOOM!
Recently a New Species of Sea Anenome was discoverd. Perhaps this is not surprising to you, afterall the ocean floor is vast and extensive and sunk beneath miles of murky brine. Well, your lack of surprise would be warranted had scientists found the anenome deep in the Marianas Trench. However, the honest truth is that the anenome was discovered on EBAY.
The bounties of the seven seas now pale in comparison to the infinite ocean of EBAY!
We have reached a point now where EBAY contains things unknown to science and there is now no turning back! We in the Western World are officially buying things faster than we can name them! Is that not a sign of the apocalypse? Who knows what sorts of mutants will soon be created by the wild and wooly word of Internet Commerce!
Behold: A JACKALOPE!
A GHOST IN A WINE BOTTLE
A FISH WITH A MAN'S FACE.
The bounties of the seven seas now pale in comparison to the infinite ocean of EBAY!
We have reached a point now where EBAY contains things unknown to science and there is now no turning back! We in the Western World are officially buying things faster than we can name them! Is that not a sign of the apocalypse? Who knows what sorts of mutants will soon be created by the wild and wooly word of Internet Commerce!
Behold: A JACKALOPE!
A GHOST IN A WINE BOTTLE
A FISH WITH A MAN'S FACE.
posted by Matthew Lie - Paehlke at 1:33 p.m.
1 Comments:
why should i be surprised? jesus has already been found SEVERAL TIMES on ebay.
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