God Toying with Innocent People's Lives

What other explanation could there possibly be for this newscaster's unlucky existence. An article in a Cleveland newspaper is reporting that "It wasn't funny being a real TV reporter from Kazakhstan trying to cover Ohio's recent elections."

Fair enough, that would be difficult, but it doesn't, in itself, incontrovertibly demonstrate the existence of a divine being with a malignant sense of humour.

The newspaper continues -- "it didn't help that the Kazakh cameraman's first name was "Bolat."

I rest my case. We're all doomed, but it's gonna be goddamn funny.